Oh wait, here she is. OH! OH! SHE'S HITTING THE GRIDDY! SHE'S HITTING THE GODDAMN GRIDDY! LOOK AT HER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anyways… uh, Congratulations, I guess?
I mean… You broke my website. I knew it was possible, but… Why?
Are you happy with yourself? There's no secrets lying here.